armless dutchman

The art of watching someone give or receive a dutch rudder, usually due to your lack of having arms; like Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

Man Chuck Norris ripped off my arms because I asked him for a Dutch Rudder now I have to enjoy armless dutchman.

by KennBo September 10, 2011

Spanish Dutchman

A mix of Spanish Masting and Dutch Rudder, a lady puts her fingers inside and the man moves her arm to finger herself, while the woman moves the mans hand to mastrubate himself.

That Spanish Dutchman was fantastic

by Boastyboy September 15, 2011

Dutchmans wife

When someone clogs the toilet with a monster dump

Bro, I couldn't go to the toilet at work today because someone dropped the dutchmans wife off

by Benza2023 October 10, 2023

flying dutchman

1. A famous ship
2. A back flip performed on a diving board with one bounce, a 180 degree spin, another bounce, and then a back flip.

Brian won the competition with his signature dive, the flying dutchman.

by Marc Spits July 25, 2023

Flying Dutchman

To hang your body from a ceiling fan and turn it on

I hope you flying dutchman yourself

by EndersUDAccount July 25, 2020

the calming dutchman

While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.

The calming dutchman is definitely on my bucket list.

by The calming dutchman August 17, 2020

Dutchman's Sigh

The momentary audible discomfort when a Dutchman is penetrated too quickly.

I got a little excited last night and Lars let out a loud involuntary Dutchman's Sigh before slipping into a state of pure, unadulterated extacy.

by Gymbag Darryl May 2, 2022