Flying Dutchman

A person who wanders the country without a place to permanently call home but has money to take care of themself. A reference to the legendary Dutch Ghost Ship that was doomed to sail forever without reaching port.

I sold my house and bought a state of the art RV. Now I travel around the country like a motorized Flying Dutchman staying in campgrounds.

by TommyNoleBuc March 2, 2023

Flying Dutchman

To hang your body from a ceiling fan and turn it on

I hope you flying dutchman yourself

by EndersUDAccount July 25, 2020

dutchman's uncle

NOUN: A person with unexpected or improbable qualities

If you don't enjoy jenever gin then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019

Spanish Dutchman

A mix of Spanish Masting and Dutch Rudder, a lady puts her fingers inside and the man moves her arm to finger herself, while the woman moves the mans hand to mastrubate himself.

That Spanish Dutchman was fantastic

by Boastyboy September 15, 2011

Dutchman's Sigh

The momentary audible discomfort when a Dutchman is penetrated too quickly.

I got a little excited last night and Lars let out a loud involuntary Dutchman's Sigh before slipping into a state of pure, unadulterated extacy.

by Gymbag Darryl May 2, 2022

Flying Dutchman

The guy/gal who always has the Dutches/Leaves for a matchup.

Friend: Yo i got the dutches,

Me: You always get the dutches lmao
Friend: Das right, call me the Flying Dutchman

by Mishu Jays October 23, 2017