When the blankets are pulled over the head of your partner after having sex or performing/having cunnilingus performed on them under said blankets so that they are trapped with the smell of vagina and/or sex.
"Dude Nancy wouldn't put out after I gave her a mustache ride so I gave her a flying dutchman."
by FrankyMcCool October 24, 2011
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A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.
Dude, I left a dead Dutchman in the toilet after eating that bean and cheese burrito earlier.
by 16wshouse December 11, 2015
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I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.
That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.
by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019
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When the woman hasn't showered for a month and her anus becomes krusty, then you gape it and look into it like a telescope on a pirate ship.
That girl freaks, I'd love to give her a krusty dutchman!
by FlyingPussi December 14, 2018
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NOUN: A person with unexpected or improbable qualities
If you don't enjoy jenever gin then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.
by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016
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When someone clogs the toilet with a monster dump
Bro, I couldn't go to the toilet at work today because someone dropped the dutchmans wife off
by Benza2023 October 10, 2023
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