Flying Dutchman

When the blankets are pulled over the head of your partner after having sex or performing/having cunnilingus performed on them under said blankets so that they are trapped with the smell of vagina and/or sex.
"Dude Nancy wouldn't put out after I gave her a mustache ride so I gave her a flying dutchman."
by FrankyMcCool October 24, 2011
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Spanish Dutchman

A mix of Spanish Masting and Dutch Rudder, a lady puts her fingers inside and the man moves her arm to finger herself, while the woman moves the mans hand to mastrubate himself.
That Spanish Dutchman was fantastic
by Boastyboy September 15, 2011
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sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.
Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.
by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024
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dead dutchman

A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.
Dude, I left a dead Dutchman in the toilet after eating that bean and cheese burrito earlier.
by 16wshouse December 11, 2015
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Dutchmans wife

When someone clogs the toilet with a monster dump
Bro, I couldn't go to the toilet at work today because someone dropped the dutchmans wife off
by Benza2023 October 10, 2023
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dutchman's uncle

NOUN: A person with unexpected or improbable qualities
If you don't enjoy jenever gin then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.
by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016
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Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 03, 2024
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