by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
Get the Fred Durst mug.There was once a saint said to be able to split seas simply by gazing at them. his hair was said to be like the most beautiful waterfall. His face was often described as if a unicorn made love to Jesus under a triple rainbow floating on top of a cloud in the Mediterranean. For he was the chosen one, he was DOOOOODDDLLLEEE DDDDRRRRUUMMMMSSS
1. Dude you are so doodle drums like
2. Doodle drums looked at me on the weekend and i tripled
3. Doodle drums talked to me the other day now you must refer to me as Superman
2. Doodle drums looked at me on the weekend and i tripled
3. Doodle drums talked to me the other day now you must refer to me as Superman
by Doodle drums follower January 3, 2013
Get the Doodle Drums mug.A talentless, cock-sucking, social cling-on who talks shit, has no balls and can't get laid. Makes himself out to be a tough guy, but I would bet good money that most 150lbs weaklings could dish the hurt on him with little or no effort. If I ever saw him I would beat the shit into his smug face, shit in that stupid cap he wears and set fire to his clothes. For added value, I'd whip out my cock and piss all over him shouting "Hey look! I'm pissing on Fred Durst". Then I'd bet most people would join in
Fred Durst: Back the fuck up!
Weakling: BOO!
Fred Durst: I have to go now, I've just shat my stupid pants
Weakling: BOO!
Fred Durst: I have to go now, I've just shat my stupid pants
by Dangerous G March 25, 2004
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by Aj February 16, 2005
Get the drums mug.Person A: "What happened after that?"
Person B: "Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox"
Person C: "Hahaha, that's some dumshit!"
Person B: "Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox"
Person C: "Hahaha, that's some dumshit!"
by Ari Allstar June 28, 2010
Get the dumshit mug.1. durst noun; Most commonly used as a direct reference to food of any sort but preferably food that is dursty. The word durst can be used in any way within context.
2. dursty adj.; (i)To be dursty: have an urge relating to anything within the context of the situation. Most commonly used to describe extreme hunger. (ii) describing the status of a particular something which in most cases is very appealing; such as food.
3. durst verb; most commonly used to describe eating but more so at a fast pace, a large amount or something that is dursty.
2. dursty adj.; (i)To be dursty: have an urge relating to anything within the context of the situation. Most commonly used to describe extreme hunger. (ii) describing the status of a particular something which in most cases is very appealing; such as food.
3. durst verb; most commonly used to describe eating but more so at a fast pace, a large amount or something that is dursty.
1. I need some durst, stat.
2. (i) Q: What are you sayin' bro?
A: Holy shit, I am fuckin' dursty. Lets get some durst.
(ii) That pizza last night was dursty.
3. Q: What happened to that dursty pizza last night?
A: The bros dursted it before it made it through the door.
2. (i) Q: What are you sayin' bro?
A: Holy shit, I am fuckin' dursty. Lets get some durst.
(ii) That pizza last night was dursty.
3. Q: What happened to that dursty pizza last night?
A: The bros dursted it before it made it through the door.
by BingalingZ October 20, 2010
Get the durst mug.Something that instantly makes you cool. An object that could turn a complete loser into a governor. When used in rock it turns you into a zombie, yet in jazz it turns you into jackie chan somehow. Playing this well will score you points with the ladies.
Guy w/ drumset named Big Dan: I play jazz drums.
Everyone else: you are now the "1337 machine" mon. We love you.
Everyone else: you are now the "1337 machine" mon. We love you.
by Tom Bombadil April 1, 2004
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