The Designated Ugly Fat Friend found in a group of girls out on the town. She may be a Cockblocker unless your group of guys has someone drunk enough to take her attention away from ruining your night.
"Hey Joe, you take care of the DUFFer so I can get to the hot one."
"Dude, why do I always have to do that?"
"Dude, why do I always have to do that?"
by Cretin March 26, 2004
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the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.
oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
Get the douche duffel mug.The act of shitting in a tube sock, and then proceeding to mercilessly beat someone in the face with it.
by Tiso November 1, 2006
Get the Dufflebag mug.Im Hella faded right now i dont know how im going to make it home tonight. i dont even know where the fuck i parked at. I'm Duffed Out
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Get the Im Duffed Out mug.Dropping a deuce in a bucket, put it in a blender, then mold it into a cucumber-like shape, freeze it for three weeks, and use it as a woman-pleasuring device.
by no woman no WEEEEE February 24, 2010
Get the Green Duffel Bag mug.A homosexual term, when you shit and piss in a bottle, put a balloon on the top, and set it out in the sun. When the concoction is completely fermented, the balloon will be completely filled and you "Huff" it in. Hallucination immediately sets in, and you pass out 5 minutes later.
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