Dracula

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Denisovich: bleh bleh bleh
Count Dracula: I don't say bleh bleh bleh

by Sebby294 July 28, 2021

Dracula Is Odin, Which Is Yudelka robles

Dracula Is Odin, Which Is Yudelka robles

Dracula Is Odin, Which Is Yudelka robles

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Dracula Bites

What goth guys call goth girls nice boobs.

"Did you see that kinda cute girls dracula bites?"
"Yeah, they look delicious"

by peanutzz May 19, 2010

dracula

nown : a device which drains extensive amounts of resources

The DVR is a dracula, using tremendous amounts of power when you are not watching TV.

by nick_g July 1, 2011

Cunt Dracula

Eating a girl out while she is on her period.

I gave my girl a Cunt Dracula after we got home last night

by bigdaddyc3819 April 10, 2016

Dracula: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dracula: The First Juvenile Release

by AnyFrequencyAuditor January 28, 2025

Cunt Dracula

When performing oral sex on a woman who is on her period.

Did you go down on Tracy last night?
You know I did, I'm a total Cunt Dracula

by Cheesyseagull November 28, 2014