downtown annapolis

a place that names their ally's (how random is that "hey ill meet in *** ally,,, noooo not that ally the OTHER ONE DAMNIT".) they have no parking whatsoever. they have about 5 coffee shops to every corner because hell you just might be so bored you want new coffee. starbucks gets whored by hard bean every day. they actually have a comic store that is full of porno comics you know good for the kids. oo they also have the same amount of ice cream stores as they do coffee shops sooo your pretty much on a surgar high with the fudge shop and the candy store you might just go into cardiac arrest... who knows. but anyways besides fearing for your life from the asshole drivers, cardiac arrest theres also the sk8ers who hang out by assylem and try to run you over with thier sk8boards... cause their coool?... but then they get whored by the fat police men that claim they are there to catch those damn shoplifters but really just want Ben&jerry's. then there's oceans 2 where some tightass old man sells awesome music...OO LETS NOT FORGET THE CELTIC STORE!!!! you know downtown is not random at all just another place nothing special
ps annapolis just kinda sucks

lets go downtown and get 20 coffee and make fun of starbucks in about 20 minutes

by katy/natalie May 1, 2005

downtown annapolis

Place where you can find:
a.) Preps
b.) Skaters
c.) tourists with fany packs
d.) MIDS
e.) Gangsters
f.) and sometimes even hippies

come to downtown annapolis and see the on going battle between the preps and the skaters- the preps come into the wake-SKATE & snow store "Asylum" to buy flip flops, intruding in on skater territory. Pretty funny stuff happens here!

by camill July 24, 2006

downtown union city

a place not to fuck wit. central used to be deep now its ddp n ddc. a place where ull get clapped up if u walkin round at 2 am lik an idiot nigga frum ridgefield

yo im bout to go get a butter roll n juice in downtown union city

by reppindt February 27, 2009

Downtown McBrown

When a friend is passed out, the act of taking a McDonald's Hash Brown and smacking them in the face with it.

Alexis' drunk ass totally downtown mcbrowned you!!

by Jcorb March 7, 2011

Downtown Johnson

Two people having sex with eachother front to front style, but they do not face eachother. So instead of it looking like: =, it looks like 0_--o.

Person 1: My girlfriend gave me a Downtown Johnson.
Person 2: Oh, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, but I think couldnt see her face when i got sober.

by pens0087 June 26, 2009

downtown blow-down

during oral sex, the act of a woman putting her lips on her partners testicles and motor-boating them. (gently smacking her forehead with your penis is optional)

1st guy: damn, that Aubrey chick gave me another downtown blow-down last night.

2nd guy: wow, it sound like she's in the fuckin' zone lately.

by martygarderssssss November 9, 2009

downtown denali

a reference to a blowjob; specifically performed or received in an SUV.

Jake: What happened with you and that trick last night?

Guthrie: Man, she was so far gone she gave me a downtown denali before we made it to the freeway.

Jake: Lucky bastard!

by Sir Pretentious Ahole September 8, 2009