A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.
by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010
Get the Dutch Donkey Punch mug.When fuckin a chick from behind, you drop an elbow in her lower back and as she is coming up from the pain you give her a nice punch in the back of the head.
by The McDougaller March 4, 2011
Get the McDougal Donkey Punch mug.When during sex you administer a Donkey Punch so hard chocolate comes out, similar to novelty wooden donkeys that defecate candy.
by uramisan August 18, 2010
Get the Wooden Donkey Punch mug.Like the donkey punch which utilizes a blow to the back of the cranium to create a slight tightness from your partners puss as you ram her doggie style, the super donkey too utilizes a punch. However, the punch utilized is a windmill punch that is directed to the side of your moaning partners jaw line causing violent tightning of her vagina walls and possibly urine spillage. Its intent is to get as much tightening of the vagina walls around your cock to simulate virgin hot pussy as you are about to pop your load. To completly knock your partner out would offer the best effect as there will be a complete utter tightness to your member and as she pisses a warm sensation as you pop your load. With her passing out a soft release of the vagina walls is created and warmness is so grand.
I seen a guy with a shirt on that said "I specialize in the Super Donkey Punch". I took it to be true as his bitch's mouth was wired shut and her face was badly bruised.
by TexasFM3 September 3, 2008
Get the super donkey punch mug.During sex, when a partner is in a doggy style position, you punch their kidneys at the same time as hard as one can.
by cameron May 3, 2004
Get the Double Donkey Punch mug.Almost the same as a normal donkey punch, but instead of "doggie" style" sex, this can be performed in numerous positions and instead of punching the girl in the back of the head, you just plain punch her in the face. This can be used in the moments before ejaculation to induce a tightening of the vaginal muscles or to be used after ejaculating to avoid cuddling.
"I didn't feel like cuddling with my girl after we did it, so as soon as I came, I reverse donkey punched her the fuck out."
by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009
Get the reverse donkey punch mug.Lass and lad engage in 69-style, simultaneous oral stimulation. Once climax is imminant, the gent soundly punches the female on her anus, alarming her and causing her to bite his erection. Notoriously unpopular due to the resultant unpleasant pressure applied to the penis. Additionally to be avoided if the maiden has partaken of a large chili luncheon as the male party risks incurring a dramatic "poopy fist".
After exploring the reverse donkey punch, Dick and Lynne were both a little bruised and sad. They became jaded about avant-garde sexual techniques. They held each other loosely, joined in a withdrawn melancholy.
by Stames Jone July 7, 2006
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