Dude, while I was playing Lord of the Rings Online, this stupid dorf sent me off on this stupid quest and grumbled when I came back with what he wanted.
by HanaKaicho October 11, 2011
Get the Dorf mug.(female)- Animals, usually hairy and disturbingly fat-characteristic huge lips for kissing enough college admission officer ass, and adorned in stolen or repossessed jewlery to divert attention from their otherwise shocking appearence. Shallow personalities are not uncommon and neither are irritating attitudes. Love to chase wealth and men in their twenties Phil if not older. Adorned in "forest green" with collars popped -as they term it- and tend to parade it, much to the discontent of society in general. Infantile manners and intellect. If spotted, please call pest control.
Deerfieldian, shine my shoes.
by Neil Shelat May 4, 2005
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The process of: executing a handstand; masturbating during handstand; ejaculating in direction of mouth; regaining post orgasm senses and gracefully avoiding free-falling wad. A professional sport in parts of Oregon.
Did you hear Sunshine Bear died while in the derf last night?
No…how?
His dad caught him in the act and beat him to death.
No…how?
His dad caught him in the act and beat him to death.
by Lupus Lavign. July 12, 2006
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DERFY, you thumbed me down! again!
by churmisturg January 4, 2011
Get the DERFY mug.Kick-ass cartoonist. Draws & writes 'The City'. Created 'My Friend Dahmer'. Not respected by enough people.
"Derf rocks."
by Raewyn June 14, 2004
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Noun: A failed attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
Verb: Failing an attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
Person-describing noun: A person who's failed an attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
Noun: A failed attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
Verb: Failing an attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
Person-describing noun: A person who's failed an attempt to satirize an idea due to lack of comprehending said idea.
This stupid Facebook repost from FOX News is such a DERF.
Some crazy door-to-door preacher came over and DERFed for ten minutes about how bananas prove Creationism.
He says I'm going to jail for cutting off a mattress tag. What a DERF!
Some crazy door-to-door preacher came over and DERFed for ten minutes about how bananas prove Creationism.
He says I'm going to jail for cutting off a mattress tag. What a DERF!
by Logic-Bomb July 25, 2014
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