Cold Docking

This is a bizarre, yet (some would say anyway) sexual act involving the insertion of a shit frozen within a condom in to the anus of a willing victim.

The frozen turd 'dildo' is slid in and out of the willing victims ring piece until it begins to thaw and emit a vulgar odour.

Gillian happily spread herself on all fours whilst Joanne began the cold docking by inserting the frozen turdpedo in and out of Gillians ample anus

by Phantomspermer January 6, 2012

moon docking

Describes an act when a man and his woman are having sex and when the man has a finger(s) up her ass, she moves her hand toward his ass and sticks her finger(s) up his ass. Together they are having sex and "moon docking" each other. The more fingers and closer to orgasm the greater the feeling.

"I was wrist deep in my bitch's ass last night when she snuck up on me and she started "moon docking" me. It was fuckin' awesome. I never came so hard in my life"

by CornholioMaxholio May 4, 2008

cold-decking

To secretly replace the real deck in a card game with a stacked one.

John cold-decked the poker game.

by exces6 January 8, 2005

baby docking

giving birth directly into a vagina.

"As her water broke she frantically searched for a baby docking partner."

by colleen86 June 23, 2007

docking

To insert the head of one's penis into the foreskin of anothers penis to achieve euphoria.

"They wipped out their cocks and started docking in the middle of class!"

-"Have you met John-Paul yet?"
-"Oh, you mean Dock-Paul?"

by touchitifyouwantto September 15, 2010

space docking

When a man with a erect uncircumcised penis extends his foreskin over the tip of another erect penis (circumcised or non).

Bobby: We were touching tips and then he started space docking me
Andre: Ooooooh that's hot.

by JohnsonNoJ March 16, 2014

Spaceship Docking

The act of taking a dump in a woman's vagina.

I would love to teach your mom about spaceship docking.

by Dwizzelf September 14, 2006