The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.
by mancofteclause January 29, 2022
Get the Dirkmug. An absolute legend or what some would call downunda “a sick cunt.” When he’s not deleting suds or crushing rockets, one can find him getting frothy deep in the Canadian Rockies snorkeling fresh POW or catching barrels on the coast when the swell is fir’n. Often a free spirit and tough to nail down - he can always be found traveling the globe. If you happen to run into a Dirk buy him a tinny and ask him about his latest conquest.
What a Dirk…
by TampaD November 23, 2021
Get the Dirkmug. A guy you that is your friend so you call him a lil bich dirk because you want to imply that he is stupid and has a small dick
by nonameblank December 12, 2019
Get the lil bich dirkmug. A Dirk is an all round fraternity legend. Does not shy away for heavy drinking drugs or other substances. Whilst also performing top of his class professionally.
Dirk is an absolute legend
by Dirk Lid November 24, 2021
Get the Dirkmug. Amazing tall guy with big dick energy. Saves and conquers the world at the same time. Doesn’t need to say much to get what he needs. Exceptionally wide shoulders.
by Raverz1782 November 22, 2021
Get the Jan Dirkmug. by dizzlex23 November 25, 2016
Get the herkin his dirkmug. by Penelope Picklebottom May 8, 2021
Get the Dirk gibletmug.