dirk

used to describe a short chinese boy with glasses who is incapable of doing any physical or mental work and cannot be loaded with anything higher than 1st grade work

Damn he pulled a dirk.

by onichan1236669 October 16, 2018

Dirk

The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.

You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!

by mancofteclause January 29, 2022

Dirk

An absolute legend or what some would call downunda “a sick cunt.” When he’s not deleting suds or crushing rockets, one can find him getting frothy deep in the Canadian Rockies snorkeling fresh POW or catching barrels on the coast when the swell is fir’n. Often a free spirit and tough to nail down - he can always be found traveling the globe. If you happen to run into a Dirk buy him a tinny and ask him about his latest conquest.

What a Dirk…

by TampaD November 23, 2021

herkin his dirk

Jacking off alone.

He was over there herkin his dirk.

by dizzlex23 November 25, 2016

Perf Dirk

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.

Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys

by Ranga124 November 13, 2019

Dirk giblet

Loose anal skin, flappy rectum syndrome. Excess butthole skin

While doing lunges my dirk giblet slid out from under my thong panties causing extreme discomfort

by Penelope Picklebottom May 8, 2021

Dirk

fucking dirk you anime haired fuck with your anime shades GO BACK TO HOMESTUCK

"I hate Dirk Strider."

by crow fuck September 11, 2021