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Dictator

Someone who orders you to do work, and does not care about any problems you have. Usually someone with higher power.
Kylee: Oml this noob drew is getting rekt by Mrs. Cowick. She's not giving him any exit ticket clues!
Liam: Yeah. She's a Dictator.
by CringeplexOfficial May 2, 2017
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Armchair Dictator

A lazy filmmaker who puts no effort in directing a movie. A armchair dictator is typically only in it for the paycheck.
George Lucas took an armchair dictator approach to making the prequels.
by dyslexicperson2 March 30, 2020
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The Dictator of 702

The dictator of 702 is a term used to describe a person who has absolute power and is a misanthrope
Person 1: hmmmm I am a commanding officer who thinks that all people under me a useless. Person 2:2 your the dictator of 702
by Jamal the white boi April 29, 2022
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Hillbilly Dictator

Nickname given to Joh Bjelkie-Peterson, who was probably the most corrupt Premier of the Australian State of Queensland in its history.

Think Boss Hogg, but without his charm
"So I see the Hillbilly Dictator has struck again. Pity he tired to take on Bob Hawke."
by RTM 1963 October 24, 2025
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Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
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Dictator

"I can't believe it, Ana is a dictator too!"
by Neggae namnam March 7, 2022
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baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).
Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
by toad pond September 23, 2025
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