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Dickmatized

Taylor Swift is dickmatized by Travis Kelce's large red wood tree.
by pinkrasberrytwee123 October 7, 2025
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Dickmatized

When a woman, (usually later in life and/or after having more sexual experiences/partners), finally enjoys herself sexually and becomes obsessed/emotionally entangled with the specific man she enjoyed herself with the most, unable to separate the physical from emotional. Generally only affects pick-me's, and actually creates more severe pick-me behavior.

When women's sexual freedom is stigmatized, men are able to dickmatize them.

Thanks patriarchy!
"Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He dickmatized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs"

-Wood by Taylor Swift
by thurstie_with_a_k November 9, 2025
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Cod Dickeating Syndrome

Somebody who supports the gaming franchise Call of Duty no matter what. Can also go by "CDS" or "CDES"
"Jesus, Jerry must have a bad case of Cod Dickeating Syndrome to be supporting Black Ops 7"
by BillNyetheAngryGuy January 18, 2026
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