dickathon

What brady's mom does for a living.

Chris Brady's mom hosted her 50th dickathon on Monday, January 5th, and helped raise $4 for the vaginal discharge foundation.

by Marc Palmer January 5, 2004

Dickbitch

A dick or a bitch are two things a real man wants to never have anything to do with. Therefore, a dickbitch, or combination of the two, is a double-negative - creating a positive. Thus, a dickbitch, is the ultimate awesome.

Erika - "Hippy, you are a dickbitch"
Hippy - "I am well aware"
Erika - "Wow, you are so cool, I wish I could be as cool as you."
Hippy - "Keep dreaming bitch..."

by Hippy Lito May 17, 2009

Dickball

Just another offensive cuss word. The equivalent of dick, ass, asshole, bitch, bastard, shithead, shithole, assfuck, asshat, douchebag, I think you get the picture.

Old Lady: Give me back my moped, you dickball!

by Some chick named Fred December 13, 2005

DickButt

An ingenious creature known to be located in Baghdad, Iraq. Characteristics are as follows : large head, long shaft and a huge double lumped ass. Dick Butt likes to be graffiti'ed on T-Walls through out the Baghdad area. Dick Butt strikes fear into the heart of terrorist and also may help deter EFP attacks.

Dude, WTF is that?

Man, I don't know, but it looks like a dick with a butt with a dick in it's butt.

So, would that be a DickButt?

by DickButt the Dickbutt November 7, 2016

dickbeaters

dickbeaters(plural)

A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.

dickbeater(singular)

A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.

Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)

Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)

Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)

Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)

by FYGITA July 21, 2009

dickbag

usually used as a light insult, toward solely friends, as it is not really insulting at all; a jerk; sometimes used in place of idiot;

jim: bob, i've got a confession to make.
bob: yea, jim?
jim: i fucked your mother.
bob: you dickbag!

by sir nathaniel September 25, 2008

Dickbuttfuckface

An insult to either your sad, disturbing friends or to your mom and what just happened to her

My goodness Fred, you are a dickbuttfuckface for stealing my popcorn.

by Dubble E January 5, 2005