Diagonal Sex

Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the man lays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."

"Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?"

1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"

by Caboose988 July 9, 2018

dingo

Australian wild dog.
<i>Canis lupus dingo</i>
A pure wild dog, evolved from wolf origins but never domesticated by humans.
Thought to have come to Australia around 5000 years ago via asia.
Dingos are excellent hunters and scavengers.
They will take any vulnerable prey even unguarded human children.
For this reason Dingos are both feared and admired in Australia.
Factoid: Dingoes do not bark.

Dingoes were bought to the worlds attention when one took a tourist's child near Ularoo.
"A Dingo's got baby!"
-- Lindy Chamberlain 1980

by Visto January 9, 2004

Jobblie-Dangos

A combination of the English term for boobies, 'Jobblies,' crossed with the Austrailian term for boobies, 'Dangos,' thus resulting in Jobblie-Dangos

Russel: Hey mate, look at the jobblie-dangos on that one!
Steven: Aye, those are the niciest pair of Jobblie-Dangos I've ever laid my eyes across.

by B. Sasquatch July 12, 2005

boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)

by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008

dingous

a smarter, more pompous way of saying or writing "dingus." german for "thing." also a gadget or an uncommonly heard way of calling somebody an idiot.

A: "you dingus."
B: "you're the dingous."

by Tyler Suave July 10, 2006

Fuck Me Diagonally

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch

doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"

by hell in a hand basket... November 16, 2011

frisky dingo

A cartoon originated from adultswim.com and is about a guy named Xander and a series of the stupidest yet interesing events, but after 13 episodes they all die.

Hooker:YESS oh YESS..dont stop, dont stop!
(Xander hears his girlfriend approaching)
Xander:Shut up hooker!
Episode of Frisky Dingo

by OHgeez December 14, 2008