You invite Owen Lovejoy's mother over to your house and fuck the living shit out of her in front of him
by Anonymous6482929 May 13, 2024
When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
by GrundleStiltskin69 November 24, 2019
by $$MillionairetwoBillionaire$$ January 15, 2025
Someone amazingly beautiful who usuallu doesn't trust many guys. She's easy to fall in love with, and usually has good morals. Tiffany's usually like longterm relationships. They're usually loyal, trustworthy, pretty, smart, and easy to get along with.
by tiffoakes624 July 07, 2014
I Think Diane Legardy Is An AMAZING Person
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