A real nigga who has alot of females and is really good in bed he’s usually a flirt but when he finds the one he wants he bags them with ease
by Ballagfdf April 21, 2022

Being a desmond is when you think you play a big role in a dramatic situation, but realistically you are just a bystander. You know those clueless characters in TV shows that just play along with whatever happens? That's kind of what a desmond is.
Person 1:
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."
Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."
Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."
by quagmiretoilet October 31, 2022

He has brain of desmond.
by muralikrishna March 24, 2022

by iPissmyPants August 22, 2022

by 4lifersssss September 26, 2021

A shy guy at first but as you know him more he will be the best person you have ever met! A great lover with the warmest hug. Respects and loves the women in his life the most. A very suitable partner for a hyper/crazy girl as he understands and adjusts accordingly.
“only Desmond can handle eleshia
by august9th November 21, 2023

In the World of Phasmophobia, there is no deadlier ghost, then the Desmond, they act like no other ghost and will literally twist your head around the moment you walk in the door if they don't like your face, known to bug Ouija boards and trigger hunts without breakage, easily offended by playful jokes and questions....also normal questions..... noises, people, light, any smell, cats, dogs, mongoose.... the list of things that does not offend the Desmond ghost is shorter.... leave a lighter, a fatty and a line and he will give you peace for 20 mins!! and remember Ghost Hunters...always Beware the Desmond!!
"My Team....all three of them...dead at the door...we had just arrived at 6 Tanglewood street but minutes before...it had to be a Desmond Ghost!! I better cleanse the area with some white lines and Jay for the Ghost so I can retrieve the bodies!!"
by ShameBot25 January 10, 2025
