Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants

Whoops I did a Desmonde

by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017

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Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.

"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"

by charis September 15, 2013

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A thing which happens when a person goes insane from other people.

"I just.. went through a Desmond Effect, that's all."

by Pixelcraftian October 30, 2018

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Desmond Doolan

by bcfnckj June 18, 2018

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Hes a sexy ass machine. Smashesh girls on the regular and gets money.

desmond clark is so damn sexy and I wish I could be like him.

by iiDez June 29, 2017

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AKA “TrillDez”, Desmond Rivera is a well known rapper from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

I love Desmond Rivera!

by Mr.WorldofWords May 09, 2024

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Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

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