Dental Dust

Dental dust, as in that sweet medical grade ketamine.

"Hey Fred, wanna try some of this fine dental dust? It's not just for horses ya know."

by T-lea July 23, 2022

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dental hygienist

that hot chick you visit twice a year to shove instruments in your mouth and give you a free toothbrush. she knows damn well you don't "floss twice a day".

my dental hygienist says I definitely don't floss every day...how does she know?!

by Crystiene B. November 17, 2022

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dental records

A clear warning to watch your mouth!

Dental records are of what was said, & how it was said...

"I'll need you dental records... just in case."

by WeAreUFC January 7, 2025

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Å primary dental healthcare provider who cleans your teeth. Dental Hygienists first earn a degree, which takes 4 years. The first 2 years of college classes are the same pre-reqs as nurses; the 2nd 2 years are dental. After graduating, they must take a national written board exam, a regional practical board exam, and sometimes a state board exam, in addition to a state jurisprudence exam.
We clean teeth, take X-rays, & do surgery on patients with gum disease. In some states, we restore teeth, too.
Dental hygienists are highly educated, and can make 6 figures a year. This dental hygienist makes $150!

Patient: Bruh, my dental hygienist is always nagging me to floss more. It’s so annoying!
Friend: You should listen, your breath be stank…

by SuperRDH October 6, 2025

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Dentality

When speaking modern English, dentaility is the quality associated with clearly enunciating words by the use of one's teeth (not to be confused with teef)

"WhaT are you talkING AbouT?" is an example of good Dentality, where the T is clearly enunciated.

"Wha' are ya talm 'bouw?" would be an example of poor Dentaility. Where the ability to clearly enunciate words may be hindered by a pleTHora of reasons. Including physical and/or mental ailmenTs including lisps and excess tissue.

by X_Juul_is_cuul_X December 26, 2025

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