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December 

December is the prettiest, hottest, sexiest, and sweetest girl you’ll ever meet.
Random kid in class: “Your name is December? Were you born in December?”
Alex: “December is the best girlfriend ever!”
December by Dec_mber October 21, 2023

December 

The twelfth and best month of the year
I cannot wait for Christmas in December”
December by Tal November 21, 2023

December 

The twelfth and best month of the year.
I can’t wait for Christmas in December!”
December by Tal November 21, 2023

December 

The happiest month after May
December by Creepeton November 30, 2023

December 

It’s december!! You have to hug your gf every day!!
December by Lin Scissorhands December 2, 2023

December 

The last month of the year, is when all the chads are born because they decided to be born even though it’s fucking freezing. You would sit contently at home and watch your house getting snowed in while supping a glass of Baileys and stroking your big dog
Oh man December is soon *cracks open bottle of booze* prost!
December by Jacky Bills November 30, 2024