Danish Sanchez

After placing a pinch of Copenhagen between your gum and cheek, you wipe your tobacco juice and spit covered fingers on the upper lip of your victim. This act is normally inflicted on people who complain how gross using smokeless tobacco is.

While you can complete this act using any brand of smokeless, it is recommended that Copenhagen is the one you use due to is pungent and often nauseating smell for the non-user.

-Me- *Placing a well deserved chew in my lip*

-Co-Worker- Dude, chewing is so gross. Why don't you just quit?

-Me- Shut your face before I give you a Danish Sanchez.

-Co-Worker- Don't wipe that shit on my lip again, last time you did I could smell it for a week.

by MrTits August 22, 2009

Danish Rudder

Much Like the Dutch Rudder but instead of jerking the penis up and down you put your hands together and your friend runs your hands back and forth like is trying to start a fire with a stick

It wasnt gay. Johhny was just doing me a solid by giving me a little Danish Rudder action

by Hairy Taint August 23, 2010

Danish Rounders

the act in which three men have sex with a danish women and continue to switch orifices while having sex with her. In a "musical chair" sort of way.

"Dude lets play danish rounders with that one chick from economics class"!

by Big PNUt March 27, 2010

Danish Pirate

The art of dropping ones pants around their ankles so that they are bare bottom and then bending over and spreading their cheeks and farting in the general direction of another person.

My wife told me to stop with the dutch ovens so I started going with the Danish Pirate.

by The Poncho One August 22, 2008

Danish Cake

The act of cumming inside a girl's anus. She is then required to take a shit on a glass dish. The result should be a rich brown pastry with creamy white swirls. (The powdered sugar is optional).

She wanted beakfast in bed. So I gave her a danish cake.

by Andy&Will October 17, 2008

Danish Wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson December 11, 2008

Danish Starfish

When a man sticks his fist up a woman's anus, and then procedes to spread his fingers.

I gave her a Danish Starfish the other night!

by BeuhBeuhBeuh August 7, 2009