"Man, that was rough, don't go in there. It was all Duece Stew in there, ask Steve."
"Yea man I hate having to take a duece stew."
"Yea man I hate having to take a duece stew."
by BD CHULA July 24, 2008
by Brandon T September 06, 2006
Bazooka Brad: Dude, Sara wanted me to pop her ass, but I had to dump, so I figured I'd kill 2 birds with one stone
Scuba Steve: ah the 'ol Dirty Duece
Scuba Steve: ah the 'ol Dirty Duece
by Bazooka Brad February 09, 2007
by shade January 11, 2004
The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)
I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..
by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011
by the ron July 27, 2004
by Dr. Victor M December 16, 2002