Dork 

A whale penis.

THERE SHE BLOWS!dork

Dork by Whaleblower96 July 25, 2009

dork 

Someone who farts in the bath tub and eats the bubbles.

I walked into the bathroom and there that dork was.

dork by k-pog July 13, 2004

dork 

Can be used to describe a whale penis.

hey liz look at that giant dork, which i am not. it is the penis of a whale. and you are a cunt

dork by Phat T July 28, 2008

dork 

the act of flipping your penis up into the waistline of your pants in order to hide an erection when you stand up.

Mike: "Dude i had a boner in class today and the teacher called me up to the board!"

Jim: "No way dude! what'd you do?"

Mike: "Gave myself a dork"

dork by thecoldbeerreport January 17, 2011

dork 

People who have conversations on AIM through their away messages. This really happens.

This is a sad state of affairs so I'm not even going to put an example. It's just something dorks do.

dork by Matty-O July 29, 2008

Dork 

(n)Sonny a beautiful intelligent woman. one who has many goals that she will fulfill. who has the soul of a five year old. Hannah Montana's stalker.

not a whales penis

hahahah I love you dork!

Dork by Kelsea bacastow March 5, 2008

dork 

a cool nerd or geek or freak

im such a friggen dork!

dork by Jessica September 24, 2003