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spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.
The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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debt

If a person has over 100 dollars he/ she owes.
If you owe some one $20 and you have a job you are not in debt
by Option t February 17, 2022
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wip debt

When you owe so many promised works-in-progress (art, pics, stories, etc.) that you’ve basically put yourself in creative debt.
I can’t start anything new until I pay off my WIP debt.”
by Mealworms August 9, 2025
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Anal Debt

The principle and/or an unspoken code in which a person performs a task or favor for another person, that results in debt that can only be repaid with anal sex.
Emilia: Thanks for the ride to the bank, but I have no money to pay you.
Winston: If you can't pay me, you are in anal debt to me!
by Evan? December 25, 2015
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cheese debt

When you indulge in copious amounts of cheese for days on end (like on vacation) and it results in the body’s internal plumbing backing up.
I’ve incurred quite the cheese debt this week, it’s been 5 days since I’ve had a shit and the interest on this is starting to scare me.
by Black squirrel January 16, 2024
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servicing the debt

Having sex with your spouse.
Hey Bob, why are you late?

Oh, I was servicing the debt.

Oh, ok, how's Karen btw?
by Limon_Jello July 23, 2024
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derial debt

when you shit yourself badly and you can't recover from ts
by skibidi voideye March 7, 2025
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