Person: Love that Crank Dat song
Person 2: Can you do the dance?!?!
Person: There's a dance?!?
Person 2: Yeah it goes like this *proceeds to move about like they are a retarded monkey on speed*
Person 2: Can you do the dance?!?!
Person: There's a dance?!?
Person 2: Yeah it goes like this *proceeds to move about like they are a retarded monkey on speed*
by You_wont_know_me September 13, 2007
by antislash March 09, 2003
by Martin Long November 26, 2007
by Pipemasterc November 22, 2016
A horrible song by the talentless Soulja Boy, comes with a dance. It plays everywhere especially in the suburbs where white kids and their parents sing along to it and do the dance...until they find out what the song's actually about.
Crank Dat is the reason I have no faith in humanity.
by CupBdown March 04, 2008
A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!
Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.
Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!
Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!
by mark101 June 18, 2008