hoe danish

a really sweet hoe who eats a lot of calories

Friend: What up wit dat hoe?
You: Yo she a hoe danish. She be mm mm good. She got more chins than a chinese phone book.
Friend: OhHh SnAp! I gotta sauce.
You: Aiight PeAcE ~1~ OnE ShOrTaY

by planters June 19, 2004

Danish Iqbal

lives for his loved ones. He doesn't care what happens to him but strives to protect his family. He is also he great and Mighty leader. He is the Leader of the First generation of Xocos.

Wow, you remind me of Danish Iqbal.

by Memey ar September 7, 2021

Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022

douche danish

Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.

Tish is such a douche danish.

by megabucks January 12, 2014

Danish Khan

Danish Khan

Danish Khan

by Mohammed danish Khan November 23, 2021

Filthy danish

When you shoot cum all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.

Last night I gave your mum a filthy Danish

by Sheepy2310 March 31, 2012

Danish Lipstick

Whilst giving head the woman inserts her pinky into the mans asshole covering it with shit, she proceeds to remove her finger smearing all over the mans penis and her lips before proceeding to continue with the blowjob

Josh: Oh man I just had the kinkiest shit happen

Alec: why wtf happened

Josh: some midget just tried the Danish Lipstick in me it was whack

by Frxnch January 14, 2021