by Bang'n March 23, 2008
When someone doesn't wipe their butthole after taking a shit and has someone else use their tongue to lick it clean afterward. This is usually done as payment for cocaine or other drugs as was seen in the 1970s by Eddie Nash, cocaine and nightclub kingpin of LA.
Eddie: Oh Jesus, I just had explosive diarrhea and it's all over my butthole.
Crackhead: Oh boy! I'll give you a Crusty Octopus for a gram of cocaine.
Crackhead: Oh boy! I'll give you a Crusty Octopus for a gram of cocaine.
by Black Dynamite 442 December 31, 2017
A very annoying, itchy feeling that one gets when they don't wipe their ass properly/completely. Sometimes you can wipe until there's no shit left but still suffer from this condition. Oftentimes this condition comes involuntarily and is not usually a result of lacking anal hygiene.
One way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.
One way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.
I had explosive diarrhea earlier today and it was impossible to wipe. I thought I got it all but the itchy sensation in my crack foretold of my incoming crusty ass.
by anus_ganus November 01, 2014
This is when you are having sex and the woman that is so loud, she wakes up your roommates causing you to take the crusty old jerk-off-rag (SOCK) from under your bed and cram it in her mouth.
Kristen was yelling so loud at the apartment during sex that i had to give her the crusty muzzle so she didn't wake you up.
by grimmy December 22, 2005
by Disel2013 March 26, 2017
After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
by violentjoe March 14, 2007
On Storage Wars one of the buyers would refer to crappy lockers as crusty plush meaning it had some stuff that was worthwhile but it was also either filthy or disgusting
by BellasaurusTheJust September 25, 2020