Creepy Stalker Lawyer 

A creepy individual, usually abbreviated to CSL
known for his sleazy voice and awkward stare.
He often follows around University Students bot unaware and unwelcome.
When He enters the room, there is a collective feeling of discomfort.

CSL has been known to try to assume the fashion, slang and habits of his prey to try and lure them into his web of creepiness.
It is unknown whether CSL is really a Lawyer or whether this is just another mantle to lure prey

Guy #1: Hey have you seen Creepy Stalker Lawyer today?
Guy#2: No? why?
Girl #3: He is probably one of us.
Guy #2: i just wet my pants

Creepy Stalker Lawyer by UmbraetTenebrae March 8, 2011

creepy mom 

A female parent/guardian that engages in strange practices that seem overbearing and cause disturbing feelings of unease in her child or person under her jurisdiction. Often times these practices may be concerning the inferior party's relationship status or their day-to-day routine.

Elisabeth: My mom read all my messages to my boyfriend!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!

creepy mom by gpgif<3 January 26, 2017

Creepy Reepy 

A member of the Horn Dog family, Creepy Reepies tend to display all behavioral aspects of a Horn Dog but in a significantly more douche-like manner. Aside from being abnormally horny, the most distinguishing aspect of a Creepy Reepy is his monstrous desire to not only constantly request nudes but immediately screenshot them and show to friends. If you’re a sexy girl, beware, a Creepy Reepy may have you in his sights as we speak.

You see that guy “diving for balls” in the pool? Yeah he’s just grabbing Lisa’s ass underwater. What a Creepy Reepy bro

Creepy Reepy by BillyBobStankFoot April 23, 2019

creepy cool 

something (or someone) that is more impressive, trendy, interesting or unique in a dark, gothic, or intriguing way more than frightening or nightmarish.

Person 1: Shows doll to friend.
Person 2: "Dolls are creepy! I don't like them!!"
Person 1: "Yeah, they're creepy cool!!"

creepy cool by Moonlighter019 July 31, 2019

creepy crawla

Creepy crawla is when your hoe wont give you none, so you skeet in her belly button. When it drys, it creates a rubbery toy mold of her belly button. Like the early 90's insect and alien easy bake oven toy creator.

"Man, my chick would'nt gimmie none lax nite, so i made that hoe a creepy crawla".

creepy crawla by Big K and The Was May 5, 2008

Creepy Mike

A person named Mike, who has mastered the art of lurking in the living spaces of unsuspecting victims.

Monique and Natasha felt victimized by Creepy Mike when he groped their breasts, and then vanished instantly.

Creepy Mike by The Victimized College Student October 17, 2008

creepy guy @ work 

This was something brought to light by Dane Cook the funniest guy in the entire world. If you ever notice when you are at a job there is always a creepy guy there. And even if you quit and go to a different job the guy is still there. And whenever he comes drifting in like lets say you are in the break room you get that feeling that there something wrong here and you need to get out like behind a vending machine or on the roof to go breakdancing. but there is a solution that Mr. Cook has come up with, you should talk to that guy and be nice to him and give him Snickers (candy) because when that day finally comes where he snaps! and comes into work with a sawwed off shotgun just killing everyone CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! then he gets to your office and whispers "thanks for the candy" you'll be happy you listened to Dane Cook.

"Marcus, the creepy guy @ work, just came in and shot everyone except Dane.

creepy guy @ work by DeanL July 24, 2006