Pizza crawl

When a group of people walk to three or more pizza joints eating pizza.

Bekah, Ally and Tom were a little uncomfortable after their pizza crawl. They hit up three pizza joints, and ate a pie at every one.

by THX-1138 September 15, 2019

bear crawl

To crawl on one's hands and feet

Coach made us bear crawl at practice today.

by berlinadams November 27, 2017

Crib Crawling

It is the action of getting women or men who are younger - they were probably in diapers by the time you were graduating high school. Typically reserved to celebrities, the age difference is at least 10 years.

Johnny is such a crib crawler, why is he dating that first year uni chick?

Yeah thats kind of embarassing, he just turned 40 for christ sake.

Kevin was crib crawling at the club last night.

by xxjohnnyjonesxx May 5, 2018

crawl-in clinic

With hospitals, emergency rooms and ambulances over-taxed with COVID-19 patients, the strip-mall medical facility where you seek care for almost anything.

Having every symptom of massive heart failure, he managed to drive to the crawl-in clinic, a place he'd normally go for a cut finger. In the pandemic, it was his only option.

by Monkey's Dad April 26, 2020

Wall-crawling

(ˈwȯl-krȯl--ləng): Verb. The rural equivalent of mall-crawling. In small or isolated towns where there are no mall, clubs, or real entertainment venues, the denizens will often hang out at the local Wal-Mart to stave off boredom. Since Wal-Mart is generally open 24/7, this can also double as nightlife (for those who aren't too picky).

Example: "My brother and I wanted to drive to Austin and see a show, but I didn't have enough money. So we hit up Taco Bell and then went Wall-crawling."
Example: "I'm about to go Wall-crawling again because there's nothing else to do at 1:30 AM in this town. Please, someone stop me."
Example: "I went Wall-crawling again yesterday night, and I noticed they got new varieties of body wash. This has become my social life." *cries*
Example: "I seen my friends Lurlene and Deniesha at the Wally World last night when we was Wall-crawlin'. We done all tried on bras 'cause we's so bored, but we ditt'n buy none."
"Poor Jimmy, every night since his girlfriend left him he's gone Wall-crawling. And he always does the same thing - goes right down the greeting card aisle, reads them all, and punches the stuffed animals."

by Yachohime August 25, 2013

crawling bat

"When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."

-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.

-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.

by Traycove September 18, 2023

Alligator crawl

Drinking/party trick developed and refined in Deland,FL. Involves two people intertwined, face down, facing 180 degrees apart while crawling, resembling a good ol’ American Alligator.

Yo, we’re both buzzed on a Saturday night in Deland.. want to alligator crawl?

by One Stale Frito March 11, 2021