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Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.
When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.
by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023
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Crawford moment

When a man with a potato-shaped torso clasps rejection in a abstract briefcase
Did you hear about Cliff?
No, what happened?
He had a Crawford moment 🫡🫡🫡
by CrawfordMoment April 26, 2022
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crawford

a group of retardeds also referred to as a ''cannon fodder brigade'' made out of useless people who dont know how to fight
that idiot is in crawford he didnt even shoot when he saw me
by blackstone mercenaries August 19, 2017
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Susan Crawford

Hym "IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GO AND VOTE FOR SUSAN CRAWFORD FOR WISCONSIN STATE SUPREME COURT! WE WILL NOT LET THE THIEF CORRUPT OUR LAND! GO FORTH! EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY! SUSAN CRAWFORD! I COMMAND IT!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
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CRAWFORD

MS. CRAWFORD IS BEAUTIFUL
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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crawford

this guy is a dude. he loves his anime and mincraft videos. his favorite thing to do is watch other people play video games. he loves porn.
that such a crawford
by emoney 1234567 August 13, 2019
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alex crawford

A Jew with amber friend zoning him everyday
Sorry alex crawford I’m friend zoning u
by Lily Warwick May 5, 2018
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