A Crawford is a unit of measurement representing exactly five cubic yards of manure. Unlike a Couric, which applies to human faeces, a Crawford refers only to a large, fresh, steaming pile of beast excrement from a varied array of animals.
"I just had four whole Crawfords dumped out front; it's time to fertilize the farm for the start of Spring."
by Momo & Pigsy March 30, 2022
Get the Crawfordmug. Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell
by Furious bird November 25, 2021
Get the Crawford Universitymug. Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.
When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.
by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023
Get the Crawford's Lawmug. by Lily Warwick May 5, 2018
Get the alex crawfordmug. 
this guy is a dude. he loves his anime and mincraft videos. his favorite thing to do is watch other people play video games. he loves porn.
that such a crawford
by emoney 1234567 August 13, 2019
Get the crawfordmug. WISCONSINITES! HEAR ME!!!
Hym "IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GO AND VOTE FOR SUSAN CRAWFORD FOR WISCONSIN STATE SUPREME COURT! WE WILL NOT LET THE THIEF CORRUPT OUR LAND! GO FORTH! EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY! SUSAN CRAWFORD! I COMMAND IT!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
Get the Susan Crawfordmug.