Crawford

A Crawford is a unit of measurement representing exactly five cubic yards of manure. Unlike a Couric, which applies to human faeces, a Crawford refers only to a large, fresh, steaming pile of beast excrement from a varied array of animals.

"I just had four whole Crawfords dumped out front; it's time to fertilize the farm for the start of Spring."

by Momo & Pigsy March 31, 2022

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Crawford

Sweatshirts and skirts 2k19. Always down for a cheeky window selfie. A passionate girl trying to change the world with her passionate hand gestures.

No one:
Literally not a soul:
Crawford: *Flails her hands in the air and screams*

by DanSmith123 May 28, 2019

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CRAWFORD

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MS. CRAWFORD IS BEAUTIFUL

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mrs cratchit crawford

A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader but so loving.

ide love to have a mrs cratchit crawford as a freind

by dxismxe May 02, 2019

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Cameron Crawford

Will ask to rearrange your guts but can’t due to his micro penis
Likes to yeehaw but can’t haw your yee

Hairy hairy man

He prefers the dirty adam to all sexual acts

Did you see that yeti?? Or was that cameron crawford????

by phatass68696969 March 20, 2020

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