Jesse crawford

The best father to Exist has family loves him and he's a great dad he is very sweet and can be mean if you correct him 😊

Wow that's a great dad must be a jesse crawford

by Summeranonymous12 August 21, 2022

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Crawford University

Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell

Wow you look so crawfordy

Look at you all crawfordised

You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh

by Furious bird November 25, 2021

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Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.

Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!

by Gavin 🦔 November 5, 2021

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Crawford

Usually the most cutthroat person you have ever met. Someone who likes to be a savage in all aspects of life.

"wow, your such a Crawford, that girl asked you for your number and you said you couldn't give it to her because you thought she was ugly"

by CrannyO August 2, 2017

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Crawford's Law

Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.

When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.

by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023

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