by Barry Walters May 12, 2011

Both crying in a mirror or alternate reflective surface while also masturbating. Quality of reflective surface is directly proportional to quality of crank.
Fred was feeling very horny but also very sad because his mother had just died. As such, he found himself a mirror, cried, and enjoyed a good Crank, his beautiful tears splashing on his bell end. This only aroused him more.
by Gustav Narerl March 21, 2010

He was absolutley Cranking that bitch!
by phazel14 October 31, 2007

by N.S & J.S June 11, 2006

A: Did you go to Jordan's party last night?
B: Yeah man! It was crank as hell!
A: look at that ugly bitch over there.
B: yeah, shes crank.
B: Yeah man! It was crank as hell!
A: look at that ugly bitch over there.
B: yeah, shes crank.
by j-smet1717 January 16, 2008

by springfield June 24, 2007

by Ray Whitmore July 31, 2020
