crapshackle

shit

aww crapshackle

by jonnable June 12, 2003

cruckshank

A creature of dubious sexual persuasion, usually to be found loitering an a corby night club known as 'Vision'

Mating habits consist of buying persons of the same sex a drink, in the hope of..
A: Getting Some.
B: Having someone to talk/drool/grunt at.

Oi, Jason! you is me best mate, can I stand next to you please?

by Mysterious bloke January 6, 2005

cracksplack

noun: an ass pirate; a gay; someone on crack; a crackwhore; a jayrod; a term used to taunt or annoy, "cracksplack!" verb: fucking in the ass (non gender specific)

Cracksplack! Yo moms a crackslack.

by Big Schlong Stud January 25, 2008

crabshacking

When someone posts images that aren't them on a dating site or app (see cat-fishing), but you still fly across the country to meet them, you end up sleeping with them, and get crabs.

"So I met this hot girl on Tinder, she sent me shots of herself in a bikini, we made plans for me to fly to Chicago to meet her, and then I got crabs. Textbook crabshacking."

"I couldn't help myself. He was so cute and sent me hipsterporn. I had to crabshack that fool."

by McFuckersons November 23, 2013

crackalackin

A way of saying "what on earth is keeping you so ridiculously idly n jobless and prying"

A status on social media account: "whats crackalackin you"

by vazmataz May 13, 2017

Crackback

The retaliatory attack, or the fear of, you received from an enemy after an assault.

I should gather my forces and hit Rico with everything I have, but I have to be able to deal with the crackback or else I'm too vulnerable.

by MPCJuggernaut December 16, 2019

Cracksmack

To perform this you must have 1 Kilo of Crack/Cocaine (preferably in powder form). While someone (doesn't matter who) is giving you a blowjob, you pull out of their mouth as your about to cum. You point your dick to the heavens, and cum flows down it like a sweet waterfall. Then, once you've 'gotten your dick wet' you run over to that kilo or that crack rock and you rub your dick around in the pile, making a sperm-crack combo of epic proportions. After this, strut over to your woman (or man, you sick fuck) and dick slap the shit outta em'. P.S. With a crack rock, proceed to rub the rock up and down your penis rather than rubbing it on the rock.

"Scarface taught me how to cracksmack like that, you cunt!" Jim said as he gave Margarette one good cracksmack across the face.

by SignorFabion2 November 1, 2008