picking cotton

The act of to pulling your underpants out of your ass crack or fixing yourself after being the recipient of a wedgie.
I named this tight leopard print thong "Master" because it keeps me picking cotton all day.
by Dick Thimble October 20, 2010
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Soft as cotton

You act tough but you're a little bitch who's soft as cotton.
by Robster006 February 16, 2021
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cotton wolf

(n.) a toothless tiger, i.e. a person/object/event that sounds intimidating but in reality carries no real threat.
Christy: Billy, you have to do your homework, or else our Mathematics teacher will scold us!
Billy: Don't worry, he's just a cotton wolf.
by DCloveCC May 28, 2013
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Cotton Slug

A wet pussy that's still confined in panties.
My pussy is being a cotton slug! I've had to change my panties 4 times today!
by Jshep June 26, 2015
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twat cotton

I just started bleeding from my vagina, and I need to buy some 'twat cotton'.
by Revvie October 22, 2015
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Cotton Drank

A drank consisting of cotton candy, water, and vodka. Take a handful of cotton candy (preferably aged at least 1 day), mix it into 4-6 oz. of water. Stir until all the CC is dissolved. Add a splash of vodka for a fruity and curious taste (or more vodka, for more vodka). Some consumers have reported cotton mouth-like symptoms after partaking in it.
"Man, shut the hell up before I eat yo' god damn shirt!!"

"Calm yoself down brother, have a sip of this here COTTON DRANK!!!"
by OfTheSol July 22, 2009
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