cosmic finger

like scout's honor but the outside of the three fingers facing the opposing person, related to super finger

Joe: BOB! this dude flipped me off with three fingers, isnt that the sufi?
Bob: no thats the cosmic finger

by Zeke Harrison October 24, 2008

Cosmic Shortcake

When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.

Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.

by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010

Cosmic Babysitter

God, according to Republicans.

According to the Republicans, global warming is a non-issue because even if it's real, their Cosmic Babysitter will drop in and save them in the end. Yippeeeeee!

by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011

Cosmic Horner

someone who generally loves everything. this includes cock roaches.

"i've been a cosmic horner bad lately, even my sweat seemed romantic last night."

by redrobot September 24, 2005

cosmic boner

(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.

"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight

by Peter S May 19, 2005

Cosmic Memers

HOE HOE HOE'S where they at tho. however Owner says I like Owners Boyfriend and want his phat penis all in my face not really anyways cosmic memers is about a discord server that contains mostly nsfw 95% and 5% SFW content used for dank memer yolo swag

"Cosmic Memers is the best server ever in discord"

by Klatik December 7, 2020

Cosmic Rift

The best game ever, download it at www.cosmicrift.com

Cool Guy: Cosmic rift is better than CS, SC, D2, and WC3
Nerd: DERRR NO ITS NOT IR COOL ROOFLES!!111
Cool Guy: *click *clock *BLAM!!!
Nerd: wtf... you type killed me?

by meh November 10, 2003