cosmic castaway

Another term for space case.

He's off in his own little world, a cosmic castaway.

by haroldthesage March 16, 2009

Cosmic Droop

To have an extreme case of "the Droop", wherein everything seems to be affecting your mood for the worse, hightening your sense of doom and gloom.

Jake: Aww man, everything's going wrong! I think i'm getting the Cosmic Droop.

by Captain Y-fronts March 4, 2010

cosmic vaquera

A standing sex position in which the girl straddles the man, holding on with her knees and thighs on his hips, and her ankles resting on his thighs (not wrapped around). She may hold on with her arms around his neck, but the man should not have to hold on to anything, as she should balance on his standing figure the entire time.

Hello class. I am Mr. Russel, your substitute teacher. Mrs. Jensen will not be here today because she injured herself trying the cosmic vaquera last night.

by DarkMatterIII March 12, 2011

cosmic bully

person or persons that insults others from space. primarily from the cosmic space center. many cosmic bullies target those that do not believe in space, or 3-D, or artisan sandwiches.

that flanny j is a total cosmic bully.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

Cosmarchist

1. Believes that the universe was created by a interstellar, inter-dimensional entity, which grants everyone a path to enlightenment.

2. Believes that a pantheon of several gods watches over and guides the fate of the universe.
3. Actively promotes the view that the universe was created by a interstellar, inter-dimensional entity, which grants everyone a path to enlightenment.

He's a Cosmarchist, he believes the universe was created in billions of years by an interstellar, inter-dimensional entity, rather than in seven days with mud, talking snakes and rib woman.

Cosmarchists don't just have one god watching over you, they several watching over you; and guiding your fate.
I'm cosmarchist, have you heard the good news? There is a entity who offers you a path to enlightenment for acting like a human being.

by c88ryahthere July 18, 2012

cosmic latte

the color of the whole universe

dude a: "hey man, what color is the universe?'
dude b: "cosmic latte, son."

by karasaiser November 27, 2013

cosmarchy

Rulership over the entire world, with or by the devil.

He planed to impose his cosmarchy to the world.

by wildL July 16, 2016