Corner Candy

Someone who sells themself on the streetcorner

Hey look at the corner candy over there on wilfred avenue.

by inventer December 6, 2006

Colbertian Accent

Named after the late night comedian Stephen Colbert.
The Colbertian Accent (pronounced Col-ber-y-en) is an accent in which the speaker fails to pronounce the t at the the end of a word in which the previous two letter are either "or" or "er."

Colbert Report

Pronounced Colbear Repoor. This is a Colbertian Accent

by a no lifer August 9, 2009

Colbert Head

A becker head who believes Steven Colbert is a conservative playing a liberal playing a conservative or someone who is unable to discern the difference between irony and reality.

I was only joking you Colbert head.

by TYTlistener2 October 15, 2009

corner crumbs

The final crumbs in a bag of chips, which accumulate in the corner of the bag. Undoubtedly the best part of the bag of chips.

I just ate some dank ass cheddar Sun Chips, corner crumbs and all.

by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011

Corner Monorner

Corner Monorner
noun
/cóór-nor - mónóurnerr/

1. An expression used to identify the paradox in which multiple people, objects, or events involved in a synchronized action contemporaneously perform the same task (with a set beginning, duration, and ending point ) yet somehow complete the task at a different time in relation to one another.

2. A bad ass thing

3. You live and learn, easy come easy go.

4. Anything your heart desires

5. A small sweet bear

6. palatial regalia

adjective;
Corner Monorner

1. The act of being and saying best thing ever to utter out loud

Origin- After traffic collision investigation class, looking for whiskey, vanilla coke, and ice.

"our days are so Corner Monorner." " Corner Mononer floorner gournor pournerr"

by bertywho July 11, 2016

Corner Dragged

When someone grows but stays in the same proportions as they were before

Have you seen will he's totally been corner dragged!

by XY3 March 14, 2020

carpet comber

someone who smokes crack (or other drugs like peices of weed, pills) and after it's all gone they get on the floor and dig through the carpet to find little crack rocks. Also combin the carpet.

Man, look at the damn carpet comber on his hands and knees.

by caitlin February 20, 2005