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Cockblocktopus

A guy who is so good at cock blocking that he can do it to several people at the same time like an octopus reaching out in all directions with its tentacles.
He was such a cockblocktopus last night every girl in the bar left early.
by Freddy Stiggers September 9, 2011
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Cockblocked

Originally meaning when a person is about to engage in sexual activity and a person (family member, friend, child etc.) stops any chance of doing so. This can also be applied to any day to day non-sexual activity. Such as going out with friends, smoking bud, etc.
"Dude, I was guna get some ass, but then her best friend, who I think is a dyke and totally has a crush on her, cockblocked me."

"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."
by pistolpetee January 7, 2010
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cockblocker

A guy/girl, especialy friend or family who intentionately or not stops you from getting laid...it can be done by phone, visiting, etc.
I was about to lose my virginity, when a Maniac friend of mine called to ask if i was watching T.V. Because of that cockblocker I missed my chance...
by I-Maniac February 9, 2007
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COCKBLOCKER

COCKBLOCKERS ARE BOYS WHO STOP THEIR FELLOW BROTERS FROM GETTING SOME PUSSY
I WAS ABOUT TO BANG THE HELL OUT OF MY FAT SISTERS HOT ASS FRIEND , WHEN THE COCKBLOCKER,MY BROTHER CAME INTO THE ROOM , AND TURNED US BOTH OFF.

NEXT TIME HE DOES THAT I WILL DUCK TAPE HIM UP AND THROW HIM IN THE SHED OUTSIDE IN AN OLD BOX. =
by NIKKI JOSEPH LAROUSSE June 10, 2009
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cockblock fever

When a jealous girl goes into a violent rant attempting to dissuade other females from flirting with, or even talking to a certain guy. This very contagious fever is usually started by clingy overweight insecure females who are friends of the guy, or of the girl.
"WOW! Carrie won't stop yelling at the girls i'm talking to. It looks like she's came down with a case of the cockblock fever"

"I tried talking to that cute girl over there before that large girl started yelling me and telling me to get off of her friend. That hippo has a case of the cockblock fever.
by Nstarr April 5, 2010
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cockblocker/cockblock

adj. n. A person, ussually a female that her freind brings along on a first date in order to prevent you from having intercourse with her.
If that her FREIND wasnt such a cockblock i would have banged that girl!

I hate that girl's bestfreind, she's such a cockblocker.
by chris September 4, 2003
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cockblocking prude

one who incessantly prevents a male from getting any kind of action, while not actually engaging in any sexual acts her/himself, probably due to a severe lack of self esteem. or because he/she wants the cockblock-ee for her/himself but wont admit it. in general, a douchetastic, two faced blonde.
The Blonde One is a cockblocking prude.

the ONE fat chick that is ALWAYS freinds with the sexy people- while she never gets any action herself, she feels compelled to block as much cock as humanly possible because all the freinds turn to her for advice. for christ's sake. someone bang the fat girl. please.
by STAN. January 6, 2008
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