contact solution

multi - purpose no rub solution that is used for soft contact lenses to remove harmful protiens and clean

hey i have contacts and i use contact solution

by beanballz March 5, 2010

rusty conductor

The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.

Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.

by Diones Smith October 10, 2006

contact moon

Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.

I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

Contactation

The method of contact going forward between persons

What method of contactation would u like in the future

by Contactation person July 8, 2018

crack contact

When looking for a clear bathroom stall, making accidental eye contact through the little crack between the door and the wall with the person inside the stall you are inspecting.

I had long-lasting crack contact with Sheila yesterday. It was awkward.

by buttslapper81 September 3, 2011

bad conduct discharge

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.

My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.

by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018

contact sad

When you are made sad by other people's negative comments or attitudes, usually through Facebook posts.

"I don't like watching anime. Because I think the people watching it are sad. And that makes me sad." "Dude that's a contact sad."

by Marinelarena Christian September 13, 2014