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Black Columbus

A person whom is to be blamed for other person's mental illness, the way they do it is via oppressing the victim, to make it become delusional.
"I'm oppressed by mental illness."
"Oh, it's surely because of that one Black Columbus, isn't it!"
by ven_veni August 2, 2021
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Lionel Columbus

Distant uncle of Cristopher Columbus

Discovered the country Curaçao, Nicaragua and Estonia all in the space of 1 year
De Paul: "I normally call my boyfriend 'Lionel Columbus' because we find countries that have never made human contact"
Messi: "My boyfriend Rodrigo de Paul and I discovered Curaçao just recently"
De Paul: "Where is Curaçao again??"
Messi: "I forgot since they're so small and irrelevant"
De Paul: "It's ok, now let me give you head"
by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023
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Clump Hump

Having an excessive amount of sex in a short period of time, usually before or after expected dry spells.
Oh I haven't seen my girl in forever, we're gonna clump hump this weekend.
by weekend pounder October 20, 2010
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Clumpage

An unsightly concentration of people in one location that leads to visual confusion or consternation, from the original "clump" signifying things sticking together in a messy or problematic way. Used to suggest an appalling lack of spatial awareness. The word is typically used by highly educated and well-trained theatre directors in contemporary musical theatre productions staged in Shellharbour to signal when cast are engaged in perpetrating an unspeakable visual assault upon the sense of an audience by sticking too closely to one another, rather than spreading out to fill a stage, space or set.

The first use of the word was observed in the ancient writings of theatrical mystic Nora Honeyharn in her 12th century text, "Ten Fundamentals in the Rules of Blocking". It became common usage during amateur theatre productions of Les Miserables in which whole choruses are routinely found to engage in merciless clump age, usually while "marching" backwards and forwards and holding flags.

Clumpage is widely considered the root of all theatrical evil.
"Spread out and stop that clumpage."
by Nora Honeyharn November 10, 2013
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Clumpy Carpet

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair
"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"
by JR9969 March 17, 2014
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clumpdafuck

The fuckery that occurs when all the ice cubes get detached from the bottom of your glass and Avalanche your fucking face.
Jim: man I'm really thirsty but all I have is ice.
Frank: why don't you just tip the cup back and get some ice.
Jim: I would but I don't want to get clumpdafucked
by Longdickvancockmicstruggle January 29, 2015
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calum rayer

Not quite as good as Calum Rayer...
by Nathan Piper October 29, 2017
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