silver cotton candy

geriatric pubic hair

Julia's grandma was a gilf so when I bent her over she exposed her silver cotton candy.

by brad, jack, daniel, steph & linds October 8, 2006

semi-colon

The term used to refer to erectile problems during anal sex. Primarily, although not exclusively, used to describe a gay man where impotency has struck during intercourse.

Anthony: I'm not feeling anything anymore?
Sebastian: I'm so sorry, I've gone limp.
Anthony: A semi-colon does nothing for me, Sebastian.

by ChrisUK June 22, 2009

swollen colon

When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.

That bitch sure does have a swollen colon, after all she just got clusterfucked by a dozen dudes.

by sikwill October 20, 2005

Smuggling cotton

1. A woman who, due to mensuration, is wearing a tampon.
2. A woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.

1. Dan: Yo Jimmy, are you joining the circuis? What’s with all the clown makup?
Jimmy: I ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the bitch was smuggling cotton.

2. Honey, all I said was your sister has a nice ass. What’s wrong with you, ya Smuggling Cotton or sumthin’?

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

semi-colon

the sexiest punctuation mark EVER. ;

Semi-colons are sexy.

; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;

now tell me thats not sexy.

by Ben Franklin's loverrr August 19, 2006

Shittin' in Tall Cotton

the act of coming into a large sum of unexpected money.

We just got our tax return back so we'll be Shittin' in Tall Cotton for a while!

by Beek920 March 1, 2011

strollin' for colon

Looking for a piece of ass, if you're a 'Mo

"Hey Bruce, lets go strollin' for colon"

by Jebi Se June 28, 2007