Colemans

When an erection has become so engourged with blood that hiding it is impossible. Your penis srands up pitching tent....thus a Colemans.

Person1:Bro you got mean mornin wood son.
Person2:This aint wood bro,im pitchin some mean Colemans here.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 January 4, 2021

tj coleman

a little chunkeroo who can’t catch a goddamn football

wtf john catch the ball stop being a tj coleman

by poopoo nigga December 1, 2019

Robert Ernest Coleman

The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.

Also wears tattered drawers.

Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman

by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021

The Coleman Hook

When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".

You're bout to get The Coleman Hook if you keep talking like that whore.

by Pellman7 January 30, 2023

The Gary ColeMan

When the bitch is sleeping, then you shoot a load onto her face. She wakes up later and says "I had a Dream".

Yo, my girl was so pissed this morning because she found out I did The Gary Coleman.

by FkBlackPeople April 3, 2011

Coleman

The act of starting day drinking in the morning knowing full well that you’re gonna hit your limit and puss out on the evening planned with your friends. Usually coupled with blaming the spouse for bailing on said evening plans. Sometimes resulting in simply ghosting your buddies.

Ima save the drinking for this evening, I don’t wanna Coleman.

by Panda0321 August 20, 2022

Coleman still

Restaurant in Santa Clara/north San Jose CA located not far from the Leon panetta/San Jose intl airport.

I'll take you out to dinner at the Coleman still. Then I'll drop you off at the airport in time for your flight.

by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021