Cockward

A statement in front of dudes that either is subject inappropriate (talking about feelings, etc), socially unacceptable (telling your friend you love him when neither of you are drunk), or gives all dudes in the vicinity a momentary pause as they fight through embarassment.

Things got a little cockward at work yesterday when Josh told Jeff about his trip to the manicurist.

by Misterapplegate December 19, 2009

cockaphobia

Afraid of dick, possibly a lesbian

cockaphobia is the only way to describe Abby , seen more with girls than guys because of her cockaphobia

by george jones November 15, 2006

Cockapalooza

Large gathering of males only where the lack of females is defined by the male appendage.

Kevin: Who is going on the camping trip?

David: Eight men only

Kevin: That is a real fucking Cockapalooza!

by Phatneill June 24, 2009

Cockwad

A ratchet ass bitch who needs to get decked in the face.

"Alex your a cockwad!"

by NoneOfYourDamnBisssnesss! December 12, 2013

Cockward

1. Any awkward situation involving the cock

2. An extremely awkward moment during sex

"Holy fuck, that guy just flashed me!"
"Fucking cockward, dude!"

"Are you always this small?"
"Well, this is cockward..."

by Dix McKensy March 5, 2009

Cockwater

Soapy water left in the sink after washing one's genitals.

I wouldn't let that bitch drink my Cockwater if she was dying of thirst!

by Buttpucker December 28, 2015

Cockward

The feeling a man recieves once his penis is viewed by another male while standing at a free flow urinal.

Mike was given a very cockward feeling after Sean's repeated looks during dollar beer night.

by tonsoffunak April 3, 2009