cockbite

A fuckfish.

Because Metal Monkey wanted it so.

by A Guy July 25, 2003

cockpit meal

A sex act performed on a commercial airline pilot by a flight attendant during flight. Typically used in a context in which the flight attendants are not fat old hags.

What's taking her so long in there? Is she delivering a cockpit meal?

by Veuve Cliquot September 26, 2009

cockity

A cock that is tiny.

Whatever you cockity little man!

by Jangsjangs January 6, 2014

cockpit

The "armpit" between two guy's legs that gets sweaty and smelly.

Walt likes to hide grapes in his cockpit.

by wally mcFly April 10, 2006

Cockbite

(cok.bIt) N. One who talks on the phone, texts, twitters or anything likewise while driving.

That cockbite on his cell phone cut me off in traffic.

by wrwkw October 4, 2009

Cockbite

An extreme word for the major assholes you meet.

You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.

by Snake December 2, 2004

Cockbite

A cockbite is a bite to the cock, also, the worst thing I can think of off hand.

You are a cockbite.

by Antiidryo April 15, 2004