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pimp cane

The septor or cane in which a pimp would beat "dem bitches and hos" with. A pimp usually uses this cane in the case that a woman does not get enough money from having sex with men. The pimp cane usually is decorated with such things as a diamond or jewel on the top and gold everywhere else.
Pimp Jason Mac Jason Jason has his pimp cane that is 4 feet tall and 1 1/2 inches thick in diameter. It is gold from top to bottom except for the top which has a very large fake diamond on top. Inscribed on the side are hash marks for each bitch or ho that has been beaten with this here pimp cane. Sharifa Gihifa Latifa Jones AKA Kitty Mc pants pants walks in and only has $200. Mac Jason is angry. $1000 is the minimum. Jason beats Kitty until she understands how much he wants. Circle of life kids, the circle of life. Kitty goes out and get $2000 and Maccy J carves another line in his cane.
by killigan October 19, 2005
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canes

if something hurts, it canes.
"I have a back ache, it really canes."
by Dan Knowles February 28, 2008
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chane ka zhaad

bloating up someone by false praise. Appreciating someone for something trivial. Literally it means dont hoist me on a tree(small)
Tu muze chane ka zhaad par mat chadha, achha pehchanti hoon.
by summerof70 July 19, 2006
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Candy Cane Dick

A Candy Cane Dick is when a person wears tighty whiteys and their dick becomes curved like a candy cane.
Alex: Yo, David! You still wearing those tighty whiteys??
David: Yeah, why?
Alex: Hahahah, You must have a candy cane dick!
by God_One November 24, 2013
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dio cane

god-dog. enough said.
it's raining again in osnabrueck! dio cane!
by johanisssssstrasse crew July 2, 2004
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russian candy cane

The proscess of sexual intercourse with a girl during her period, then pulling out with your dick bloddy and ejaculating in her mouth and her putting it on your dick for a red and white dick.
"The Russian Candy Cane was so sweet and delicious.
by Gandhi44 November 5, 2004
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New Caney

Some people are sadly mistaken about this little town, it is not just a little hick town. The one thing about this town is that there are more drugs than people in this crazy ass town. If you need anything this town has it, gaurenteed. There is also a wide range of races in this town everything from gangsters to rednecks live here. There is alot of rumors going around that that town is nothing but a little hick town, but you are very mistaken. There is alot to offer in this town, after all, I should know because I lived there for 15 years, and I wish I were still there instead of this suburb of Dallas called Allen, TX.
In New Caney there are people of all origins like
rednecks, gangsters, wanksters, Mexicans, and Hotties.
by Jeremy Wilson December 24, 2005
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