Clamming

New England slang- meaning if you are going Clamming- You are going out on a date with a low life who is full of disease.

I know you've been out clamming with that trolllupe again.

by Melissa Kelly OKeefe February 3, 2026

Claving

The inverse of jelqing. Pushing your male genitals inwards into the body. This method may assist you in your progression in penismaxing.

The combination of jelqing and claving leads to perfect penis dynamics.

Robert was claving so much that his penis eventually, along with jelqing, grew by half an inch.

by nate hillhouse April 10, 2025

Clamming it

The action of scrubbing yourself while taking a hot shower.

"I was clamming it last night and it was so relaxing."
"The room got super steamy when I was clamming it."

by Clamster June 10, 2025

El Clamino

El Clamino not to get confused with the infamous El Camino. The El Clamino is simply a game changer In terms of slang. Basically locker room talk for Pussy.

BOBBY: Hey Jerry, I heard you fucked around with Sally.

JERRY: For sure my dude.

TONY: Did you fuck her in the ol' El Clamino?

by marconorman97 August 26, 2019

Tit-calming

The act of calming one's tits by doing calming things. Like tit massages.

Becca: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?
*Vinit calms tits*
Becca: Wow, Vinit, you have mastered the art of tit-calming.

by TitsFromDahisar November 7, 2019

the calming dutchman

While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.

The calming dutchman is definitely on my bucket list.

by The calming dutchman August 17, 2020

National Claping Day

It’s the day where you grab your girlfriend/wifes and rail them on the bed!

It’s every September 8th.

Dude, aren’t you excited for National Claping Day tommorow?

by CalebsStudios July 1, 2021