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tossing a caesar salad

Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.
I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.
by bottlecap September 25, 2005
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Japanese Caesar Salad

This where a woman will suck your cock till you cum in her mouth. Then you take a turkey baster and suck the gizz from the mouth. Place the woman on her back and roll over so her ass is up in the air and she balances with legs folded back over. Insert the turkey baster into ass hole and squeeze the gizz into the ass. Then place your favorite serving plate under the junk hole and have the lovely lady shit the gizz out onto the plate. There you go; you are now serving Japanese Caesar Salad.
We were invited to the Johnsons tonight for "Japanese Caesar Salad".
by Toecrib December 6, 2009
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Julius Caesar

1. (v) The act of suprise attacking someone with an extreme advantage in numbers with any type of weapon, from fists to guns.
Kid1: Hey what happened to Jim?

Kid2: Oh didn't you hear? Some kids pulled a Julius Caesar on his ass.
by Reno25555555 March 17, 2009
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fag caesar

The annoying male hairstyle of combing short hair from the back of the head towards the front and sides of face. Often times it curls just a little when it reaches bare skin. Contrary to the term "fag", most respectable gay males would never sport this style, except in movies produced by straight male directors stereotyping the look of gay men. If George Clooney wasn't able to pull it off, nobody can.
"I used to think Bob was hot, but now he's got that fag caesar thing going with his hair. I'd sooner blow a hamster."
by GoddessofLove May 15, 2009
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crushing clams

Slamming clams (vaginas) so hard that you can't use your clam for a week or so. It hurts to wipe after a pee! Sissoring, bumping biscuits and cross crossing pussys.
Renee and Lisa'were crushing clams so hard she couldn't sit for a week!
by Glamma69 January 3, 2017
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Serving Caesars

When a chick, despite being on her rag, still wants to fuck.
"I was gonna fuck her but it turned out she was serving caesars."
by RJP October 5, 2004
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Clash of Clams

Saw two wifes fighting on the tram last night. 'it was a proper clash of clams '
by neilo5000 October 27, 2015
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