Carolina Clam Bake

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.

"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.

by *samIam* February 28, 2013

Dr. Ron Clark

1. Probably one of the best professors at the University of Miami because of his use of "podcasts".
2. He is the undisputed Podcast King.
3. He also likes tigers.
3. See badass, tiger, sadomasochism

Hi, this is Ron Clark with the University of Miami and this is a two hour podcast on your mom.

Hi, I am Dr. Ron Clark and I like tigers.

by UMMSM Class of 2012 February 20, 2009

climbing class

It's two bros who ocassionaly fuck called Chris and Josh, from Until Dawn.

Hey dude, you ship cimbing class?

What's climbing class?
Two bros who fuck.

by OBAMASDUDEROLL October 9, 2015

Post Fap Clarity

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick

Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch

by poizunman December 31, 2011

Face claim

noun. A term used in role play games to describe a person used for the physical description of a character. Said person can be anyone, but is typically an actor or animated character.

I'm going to ask the moderator if I can switch Carlisle Cullen's face claim from Peter Facinelli to Lee Pace. I know Facinelli is the actual Carlisle, but Pace is who I think of as "handsomer than other movie star I've seen."

I couldn't help but giggle a little when I heard Aidan Turner was cast as Luke/Lucian in the upcoming Mortal Instruments movie, having used him once a Luke/Lucian face claim way back when.

by MCK January 27, 2013

dress classy dance cheesy

Dress to impress for a night out, and dance however you feel because you don't care about your image, even though your attire said otherwise.

Psy′s nailed a new catchphrase for himself, and he, along with the rest of the world, sure loves it.

Ever since he pinned the line "dress classy dance cheesy" on his appearance with Britney Spears on The Ellen Show, the quote has blown up all over the global web, bringing on wave after wave of posters, pictures and clips featuring the classy quote.

by innerfatty September 13, 2012

big baller claire

Bigballerclaire is someone who doesnt give a fuck, while still being the freshest person alive. This person would be able to rock black air forces and nobody denies them. Jah is looking down with love on this person. They look fresh outta prison with all their drip. This person would likely be Noah Schnapp's gf/wife --- if millie bobby brown was out the picture. A big baller claire truly gives no fucks and commands respect from any audience in front of her. Their signature pose is the tongue out the mouth, like a baller

yo you're being such a big baller claire rn with all that drip. pls spare some for the rest of us

by biglettucefingers May 1, 2020