yard cigar

A dog turd. In the yard or on the street.

Wow check out that yard cigar! Someone had something to celebrate, they sucked the colour out of it and it's white to the roach!

by skemes April 1, 2012

a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".

Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

by Telephony September 12, 2014

Cigarette

Prison currency.

Woah, woah.. Calm down, man. I'll have your 85.5 cigarettes by next week

by Seven hundred dead possums July 12, 2010

lawn cigar

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.

Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.

by mangus May 26, 2004

smoking a pink cigar

Another phrase for giving head or a blowjob.

She smokes my brothers pink cigar often.

by jezza December 20, 2004

cigarettache

the feeling one gets when they have smoked too many cigarettes in quick succession

A:"Whats wrong?"
B:"That last smoke gave me a killer cigarettache. I need some air."

by Yossarian420 August 19, 2008

Cigarotherapy

A term for the smoking of excellent cigars as help therapy for illness. Also may be a term for personal stimulation when used unlit.

Angus used cigarotherapy to help avert COVID-19 by keeping social distancing intact.
or
Bill used his cigar to impress an intern

by Angus Podgorney March 18, 2020