There is no real definition of the name Christiopher there's the meaning behind it and symbolizes "one with christ" But what a Christopher really is, is a bit different...
The negative side of a Christopher is a slacker, forgetful, picks favorites, girl crazy, selfish, secretive, and can be a total douche bag too! But not ALL of it is negative there are some of a positive side to him which maybe sometimes is hard to believe considering that he comes off as being a heartless jerkface.
Yet he can be sensitive on certain subjects, funny, sweet, stubborn, lives for the moment, takes living life to a whole new level by trying to obtain every opportunity he gets, he also is a loyal boyfriend too for he will NEVER cheat on his girl for anything or anyone.
That is why if you have a Christopher, then keep him close because even though he might slip up from time to time he'll make it up to you. And if you're patient enough you'll get to see who he really is... A best friend who will support you when you are sad, or make sure you have a good time, and occationally blast both yours, and his ears out with really loud music just because he tries to have fun. Even if that means screwing around with your head for his own entertainment but then again what would the world be if there were no Wierdo Christophers?
The answer to that question is... that this would be a boring place to live in!
The negative side of a Christopher is a slacker, forgetful, picks favorites, girl crazy, selfish, secretive, and can be a total douche bag too! But not ALL of it is negative there are some of a positive side to him which maybe sometimes is hard to believe considering that he comes off as being a heartless jerkface.
Yet he can be sensitive on certain subjects, funny, sweet, stubborn, lives for the moment, takes living life to a whole new level by trying to obtain every opportunity he gets, he also is a loyal boyfriend too for he will NEVER cheat on his girl for anything or anyone.
That is why if you have a Christopher, then keep him close because even though he might slip up from time to time he'll make it up to you. And if you're patient enough you'll get to see who he really is... A best friend who will support you when you are sad, or make sure you have a good time, and occationally blast both yours, and his ears out with really loud music just because he tries to have fun. Even if that means screwing around with your head for his own entertainment but then again what would the world be if there were no Wierdo Christophers?
The answer to that question is... that this would be a boring place to live in!
Maddison "Savvy whats wrong?"
Savvy "Oh nothin its just Chris..."
Maddison "what did he do this time?"
Savvy "Well its not what he did its what he is doing"
Maddison "And what would that be exactly...?"
Savvy "He's being a Christopher"
Maddison "Say no more! Thats good enough of an explination for me"
Savvy "Tell me about it..."
Savvy "Oh nothin its just Chris..."
Maddison "what did he do this time?"
Savvy "Well its not what he did its what he is doing"
Maddison "And what would that be exactly...?"
Savvy "He's being a Christopher"
Maddison "Say no more! Thats good enough of an explination for me"
Savvy "Tell me about it..."
by The Moon's wolf October 3, 2010
Get the Christopher mug.Talk about a Dr Jykle and Mr Hyde. One minute Christopher is down on himself and hating the world but give him some space and maybe a nap and he is the greatest guy to be around. Christopher has a great smile, gorgeous eyes, and is a real charmer (expecially with the ladies) in his Jykle phase. Extreamely generous and always thingking about his friends and family. He's a real dilly of a guy and you will find him a real pickle if you try to figure out what he's thinking. You have to be able to handle that love hate relationship to handle your Christopher but, if you can, he is so worth it.
"That could be a good idea, in a Christopher kind of way."
"Lets weigh the Christopher before making that decision"
"Lets weigh the Christopher before making that decision"
by PicklesLove September 25, 2011
Get the Christopher mug.The most amazing guy out there. Very deep and talented, Christophers make for the best conversationalists. Although sometimes they can be very mean without realizing it, they don't mean it. They don't have the best sense of humor, but some people (specifically the crazy type) can understand the jokes. They're not very emotional, and they won't change that about themselves. They worry about others much more than themselves, and hate knowing that they hurt someone else. They are very calm and laid back, and if you make them mad they cool off by the next day.
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Get the jean christophe novelli mug.Christopher is a kind and loving person who always puts his friends befor himself he has the most wonderful smile and will make u laugh even when ur in a bad mood he is the best friend you can ever have or maby more than a friend he is loyal to his promises he may go through very bad time but he always seems to put on a smile
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Get the Christopher mug.Christopher Columbus Disorder (CCD) is a mental disorder in which the afflicted believe they have discovered something new, when in fact, indigenous peoples have known about the "discovery" (i.e., object, phenomenon, area, species, etc.) for time immemorial.
Speaker 1: Hey, did you hear Dr. Pumpkinstein discovered a new mammal species in Central America?
Speaker 2: Central America, you say? Haven't there been indigenous people living there for thousands of years with traditional stories about that same mammal passed down for generations?
Speaker 1: Well ya, but if they knew about it, they never published a paper on it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like Dr. Pumpkinstein has a case of CCD.
Speaker 1: CCD?
Speaker 2: Ya, CCD... Christopher Columbus Disorder. Because Columbus didn't discover sh*t!
Speaker 2: Central America, you say? Haven't there been indigenous people living there for thousands of years with traditional stories about that same mammal passed down for generations?
Speaker 1: Well ya, but if they knew about it, they never published a paper on it.
Speaker 2: Sounds like Dr. Pumpkinstein has a case of CCD.
Speaker 1: CCD?
Speaker 2: Ya, CCD... Christopher Columbus Disorder. Because Columbus didn't discover sh*t!
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