I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.
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A cross between a Plymouth Neon and a Chrysler Sebring, one of the most pointless cars ever to be assembled. Not sporty enough to be a sports car, and definitely not luxurious enough to be a luxury car. Should be called a Chrysler Circus, because whoever designed this car is in fact a clown.
by WompaWompa23 October 2, 2009
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by Devi July 16, 2008
Get the hayden christensen mug.1. Literally, the domain of Christianity.
2. Anachronistically, all the nations pledging loyalty to the Pope.
3. Later, all the churches or religions professing Christianity.
4. People who think they are Christian.
2. Anachronistically, all the nations pledging loyalty to the Pope.
3. Later, all the churches or religions professing Christianity.
4. People who think they are Christian.
People of Christendom think they can be Christian by proxy by hiring clerics to be Christian for them.
by Downstrike May 25, 2004
Get the Christendom mug.Also: Dodge, Plymouth Cars and trucks that break down often and litter the sides of highways. The vehicle of choice of nerds, nosepickers, pedophiles, obese, physically challenged, and the self-rightious religious (because they think it has the word Christ in it). Usually the back is covered by stickers, medallions, magnets, etc so that when they drive under the speed limit in the passing lane, sit through a green light, or break down on the side of the road, people have something to read.
When you say 'Turd On Wheels' people don't know if you are talking about the Chrysler or the driver.
by SteveW1991 October 21, 2010
Get the Chrysler mug.Christer, noun: Any religiot believing in "Jesus" or "christ". Christer originated because the christers hate each other too much to agree about what makes a person a "christian." Christer is an all inclusive term.
If somebody believes that Jesus Christ did not have the middle initial "F", they probably qualify as a christer.
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