crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

Crushing the Pyramid

A form of nipple play in which one individual pinches another individual's nipples with such force that they begin to bleed.

Honey, you are so fantabulous at Crushing the Pyramid!

by William Rentes September 3, 2018

Chrissing

When you and your friends get drunk on a hill, Chris will make it his duty to get some. Unfortunately, this usually involves; forceful kissing, temporary insanity, and last but not least, wearing a horse mask.

Fin: "Bro, did you see how Chris was Chrissing Sophie last night on leckhampton hill?"
Taegue "Yeah dude, he's fucking insane"
Chris: "Damn, i'm a big ol' nibba"

by taegue June 26, 2019

chuusingyou

Our favourite british fp-
Bestay goes by she/they pronouns so make sure you also use the they ‼️‼️

Probably very sleep deprived but we love them, love the humour 😥

bestay love me pls idk how to write reviews

chuusingyou has the best fancams ever 🙄WODHSJSHHSVSHS

by @rchaeyoung February 17, 2021

christing

making obtuse notes that only they understand
doing something on a group project and not telling anyone about it
doing something slightly wrong that still works

person 1: did you see that person 3 fixed that thing for out project?
person 2: no, they didn't say anything in the group chat about it....
person 1: i know, right? person 3 is always christing

by isoul22 November 7, 2023

Crotch Crumping

when two females rub together their crotches vigorously.

Courtney: Hey do you want to do some Crotch Crumping?
Emily: Sure, I would love too.

by CaCaCaCassie February 27, 2013

air crusting

when you curl up in a ball with your rectum skywards and you poop

birds were attacking me so i started air crusting

by crusterizer April 5, 2013